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Friday, October 26, 2007

It’s not okay, mmmmkay


Alt Tv/Fleet FM Breakfast News Comment
It’s not okay, mmmmkay
Senior minister Trevor Mallard's front-bench position is under threat after he punched National MP Tau Henare days before the Prime Minister reshuffles her Cabinet. A distraught Mr Mallard was yesterday taking time out in Taupo to reflect on what he described as "one of the most stupid things" he had ever done. He punched Mr Henare in a lobby off Parliament's debating chamber on Wednesday night, striking his jaw after a heated exchange. The clash started when the National MP goaded his rival in the chamber about his personal life. It is understood the pair fell to the floor and had to be separated by two parliamentary staff members. The Government have spent $14million on a campaign to say that it’s not okay to hit people, and here we have the man who gives ducks a bad name thumping Tau Henare, who it must be said, certainly deserves a punch in the face if anyone was handing them out. You can’t have boys brawling in Parliament, it’ll frighten the visitors, especially since dear old Mallard was the first to throw stones with The Dons affair. Dumb boys being dickheads, what a pair of clowns.

24 Comments:

At 26/10/07 10:21 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two clowns in action. Well said.

 
At 26/10/07 11:05 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ive been saying for years,to anyone that will listen that Mallard is one of the biggest knob ends walking the planet,but somehow every three years out of mis placed pride the people(sheeple)keep voting him back in!
Ok,now this election,do the honorable thing and vote him out so he can spend the rest of his days in a anonymous lesser paid pleb job.

 
At 26/10/07 1:01 pm, Blogger Unknown said...

And you can't have people making personal comments about ones personal life especially after a recent divorce. If someone made such comments to me they would feel the wrath of my fist.

 
At 26/10/07 1:03 pm, Blogger Barnsley Bill said...

Master stroke by Trev "fists of fury" mallard. In the wind down to the next election he can look forward to spending less time at his ministerial duties following the cosmetic reduction of his portfolios next week whilst retaining all the money and perks.
Now if this was a couple of fucktards who flip burgers for a living wouldn't at least the puncher have been sacked?
Must be great to work for the woman who owns the police. You can do just about any fucking thing you like without any fear of getting your collar felt by the filth.

 
At 26/10/07 1:24 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"And you can't have people making personal comments about ones personal life especially after a recent divorce. If someone made such comments to me they would feel the wrath of my fist."

This would be valid if mallard hadn't mande the same comments to Brash. So what do we take out is this: That Mallard is a softcock who can't take what he give. That is the real issue.

 
At 26/10/07 4:46 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

.......... anony mouse's comments about mallard being able to dish it out but not take it is true to a certain extent.

............. BUT let us not forget that "honest don" the preachers boy was in his "labor are anti-family and anti-marrige" mode, and he of course took marrige very seriously .

.............all the while though the the horney old buzzard was getting his leg over on any old tart he could ..............

Which was not showing much respect or commitment to his own wife and marrige.

....... but that's the style and substance of the nat's politics.

pretend to be for things that they couldn't really give a stuff about.

Nice to see don's good and bitter though .............

............... and as an aside I always thought Nz's political history would have been different if Rowling ( the mouse ) had of snotted Muldoon ( the pig ). Undoubtedly rowling the boxer could have had him for breakfast .

.....Nzer's love a strong politician ...................

 
At 26/10/07 4:57 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

".....Nzer's love a strong politician ..................."

hell yeah! thats why they returned Banksie.

 
At 26/10/07 5:47 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

In reference to John Banks getting back into public office. I think you mistake "strong politician" with "bigoted shitmouthed turd".
And I wish Rowling did physically beat the diseased crap out of that sack of ordure Muldoon.

 
At 27/10/07 12:04 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

heres a great parody of the fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toNIpq41xMA

 
At 27/10/07 1:30 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 28/10/07 10:16 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

BRING BACK THE BIFF!!!

 
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At 28/10/07 7:18 pm, Blogger Rangi said...

hey trev! if you live in a glass house, don't throw stones. and if you can't take blows then don't throw blows!

 
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At 30/10/07 2:46 pm, Blogger Barnsley Bill said...

Wow, the level of debate on here has plumbed new depths. Sort it out Tim, I was looking forward to heated discourse when I found out you were home. This is drivel.

 
At 30/10/07 3:32 pm, Blogger Tim Selwyn said...

barnsley bill said...
Wow, the level of debate on here has plumbed new depths. Sort it out Tim, I was looking forward to heated discourse when I found out you were home. This is drivel.


"debate"? no, abuse is what it is and it will be deleted. Adjustments will be made in the coming weeks to improve standards.

 
At 30/10/07 3:34 pm, Blogger Barnsley Bill said...

Great news, how are you settling into semi freedom?

 
At 30/10/07 4:50 pm, Blogger Tim Selwyn said...

semi-OK

 
At 30/10/07 6:09 pm, Blogger Barnsley Bill said...

Semi-OK must seem an enormous improvement on your most recent living quarters. The opinions expressed on your blog are mostly polar opposites to my beliefs, but your situation following your protest at the foreshore and seabed debacle has probably created more new bloggers than any other episode in the last couple of years. I hope you are in a position to get home delivery take aways every night..... You have earned it.

 

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