Could you tell me, Mr Hitler...

Out of curiosity - and nothing more - a friend and I looked up Hitler in the NZ white pages. And there it was : L O Hitler. Lives out in Avondale, apparently. I speculated he'd bound to be South African. So I rang the number. The man who answered said he's South African. Who would have thought? The only person called Hitler in the phone book is a Yarpie 'Bok. Had quite a thick accent - a German accent. He isn't related to Adolf Hitler he reckons. Flat out denied it. Then he mysteriously hung up right in the middle of our conversation... odd... very odd.

He should seriously run for council.